Chew (Two)!

This afternoon as I was attempting to dry my hair, I realized that my little shadow had disappeared and that things were very quiet all of a sudden...she automatic sign of trouble. I found Meg sitting in the living room floor with her box of Vanilla Wafers. When she saw me, she looked startled and said, "Uh, Oh!" I asked, "Meg, how many cookies have you had?" She looked up and said, "Chew (Two)." That's because when I ask Meg how many cookies she wants, she answers, "chew" and "chew" she gets.